Friday, February 5, 2010

I'll be shaking my ass once again tonight, so I'd like to say a little prayer

Dear God.

Please send guys into the club that have money tonight.
And that are willing to part with it, easily.

Please send the jerk offs to another club.
Because I don't have the patience today.

I want my ideal customers tonight, so
I can pay my mortgage, and feed my kid this week.

Please help me be the ultimate cocktease
and make a pile of money,
so I don't have to go on food stamps.

Oh, and PS, keep the wiggers out tonight too.
They don't have shit.

Thanks, God.

I know you're the only man that's got my back.

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