Bitch, please. You ain't black.

I know color blindness is in fact, a disease.  A very serious one at that.

But nobody has really taken a look at what this has done to a lot of the white guys who seem to have it.

It's kind of a new disease, unstudied as of yet called Honkidenyophobia.

Or the dreaded Wiggerscrodeosis.


No matter what you tell these white guys, they just don't know that they aren't black. 

Now, if you are one of these guys, don't be alarmed. 
You've just been brainwashed by watching too many
MTV videos. 

If you have the oversized chains on, the bling, the hat on sideways, the grill, and some how, it just doesn't
look right, YOU MAY BE WHITE.

♫ If it doesn't look right, you may be white...♫

This may shock you at first.  However it's best for you to come to the truth at some point.  Especially when it comes to women.
Especially strippers. 

We laugh the second we see you coming in. 
And going back out. 
Cause you got the 'bling' but you don't have the $20 USD for a lapdance.
If you can afford the shit that's on your teeth, you can afford a dance.

If not, you may want to indeed take your broke ass home.

If you are over 20, you may need to change your look immediately, or else suffer the consequences of looking like this guy. 
And as far as I know, the mall has no stores yet called
"FOREVER WIGGER"

And again, if you think this turns women on, especially those you may want to someday have sex with,
please, think again.  Save yourself while you can.


Because,

Bitch, please!  You ain't black.