staying up that late at night, is driving home listening to Coast to Coast AM.
As if my night wasn't scary enough, right?
I get to drive home alone, in the dark night, in my little car, by myself, and listen to scary stuff!
As if my night full of over testosteroned scrotebags wasn't enough, I go for MORE!
YESSS!!
(Yes, I'm being mean here for a moment. Wait... ok, it's over.)
No really, if I wasn't up that late I'd never be able to freak myself out on the ride home listening to EVPS,
ghosts, and a lot of other weird shit on that show too. It's a good show.
I do like it. And like I said, if I was not up at that hour trying to get home I'd never even know about it.
So, Coast to Coast, the strippers are listening...... yes, we are.
And no, not all the guys that come into the club are 'overtestosteroned scrotebags.'
I was just being kind of mean, and the correct term and amount is
'broke overtestosteroned scrotebags'
and the approximate number is 62%.
Approximately.
We should address this on a late night talk show or something....
perhaps they're actually aliens in human bodies.
Hmmm....?
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
So, I was talking to some guys,
What else is new?
And one of their main reasons for cheating on their girlfriends was -- you guessed it.....
BOOZE!
Both of them used that excuse
and then wondered why their girlfriends didn't want them to go out drinking.
And they were ok with that. WTF?
They were over 30 years old, and sounded like they were just called out to recess in kindergarten.
And I'm not gonna blame it all on them, because some of the blame really has to go on the women
who keep dating and fucking them.
It's your fault ladies, if you keep fucking these retards.
Your fault!
Stop dating/fucking them and they might
have to change their retarded ways. Eventually.
Maybe not for you,-- but do the public some good and stop it now, before it's too late-- and
you are knocked up with a little baby retard, with a head shaped like a football, and a keg strapped
to his back at birth. Don't do it. Save yourself.
In fact, save us all from another fucking retard in society
that will use every excuse in the book to do whatever he wants
to whom whoever he wants,
and then blame it on the BOOZE, because it 'was there'.
Save yourself the heartache of being cheated on, so you don't have to end up on Maury, and take a lie detector for your 'baby daddy' to get you some child support.
He's not going to marry you, he's always gonna cheat on you, because of the booze,
( and any other convenient excuse)
and he's not even that good looking anyway.
It's not like his hygiene is exceptional or anything or his penis is that big either.
SO,
just back away before it even starts. For real ladies. You can do better.
And if you don't believe that
well, you'll get exactly these kinds of guys.
Insensitive, over testosteroned, uber sports fan, misogynistic, bad hygiene, think the world belongs to them kind of guys, yuk!
And what's even more sad, is in society, this behavior is rewarded,
and it's also rewarded every time you fuck them!!
My question is, why?
Why do it?
And for those guys, they'll just never know how fucking ridiculous they are, because someone keeps fucking them, so as long as they still get laid, they'll think it's ok to just keep acting like total retards.
And no, I don't hate guys, I just dislike the retards.
And ladies, please, stop fucking them.
You'll do the world a favor.
And one of their main reasons for cheating on their girlfriends was -- you guessed it.....
BOOZE!
Both of them used that excuse
and then wondered why their girlfriends didn't want them to go out drinking.
And they were ok with that. WTF?
They were over 30 years old, and sounded like they were just called out to recess in kindergarten.
And I'm not gonna blame it all on them, because some of the blame really has to go on the women
who keep dating and fucking them.
It's your fault ladies, if you keep fucking these retards.
Your fault!
Stop dating/fucking them and they might
have to change their retarded ways. Eventually.
Maybe not for you,-- but do the public some good and stop it now, before it's too late-- and
you are knocked up with a little baby retard, with a head shaped like a football, and a keg strapped
to his back at birth. Don't do it. Save yourself.
In fact, save us all from another fucking retard in society
that will use every excuse in the book to do whatever he wants
to whom whoever he wants,
and then blame it on the BOOZE, because it 'was there'.
Save yourself the heartache of being cheated on, so you don't have to end up on Maury, and take a lie detector for your 'baby daddy' to get you some child support.
He's not going to marry you, he's always gonna cheat on you, because of the booze,
( and any other convenient excuse)
and he's not even that good looking anyway.
It's not like his hygiene is exceptional or anything or his penis is that big either.
SO,
just back away before it even starts. For real ladies. You can do better.
And if you don't believe that
well, you'll get exactly these kinds of guys.
Insensitive, over testosteroned, uber sports fan, misogynistic, bad hygiene, think the world belongs to them kind of guys, yuk!
And what's even more sad, is in society, this behavior is rewarded,
and it's also rewarded every time you fuck them!!
My question is, why?
Why do it?
And for those guys, they'll just never know how fucking ridiculous they are, because someone keeps fucking them, so as long as they still get laid, they'll think it's ok to just keep acting like total retards.
And no, I don't hate guys, I just dislike the retards.
And ladies, please, stop fucking them.
You'll do the world a favor.
Friday, February 5, 2010
Strippers Sue Club
http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/02/strippers_sue_5_western_mass_n.html
The best thing about this article is the comments.
Strippers don't make $800 bucks a night anymore, for just stripping.
People are so ignorant. SO ignorant.
Strippers have not made that kind of money in over two presidencies.
Nobody was blowing Bush, or his father.
Nobody has had that kind of loot.....
But if ignorance is bliss, they must be very happy people.
The best thing about this article is the comments.
Strippers don't make $800 bucks a night anymore, for just stripping.
People are so ignorant. SO ignorant.
Strippers have not made that kind of money in over two presidencies.
Nobody was blowing Bush, or his father.
Nobody has had that kind of loot.....
But if ignorance is bliss, they must be very happy people.
Cockgrinding is an art form. Really.
I'd like to say.
If you can rub a guy's crotch and within 7- 12 minutes help him jizz himself without actually touching him, then that right there is talent.
Not all guys, but a lot of them come* into the club looking for a little stress release.
We call it
"Get Off Night"
For everybody else, that is Tuesdays, and Sundays.
Seriously, folks. Guys have it SOOOO good.
They can walk in to a nudie bar, have a drink, get a few dances, jizz themselves, and then go home like nothing ever happened.
How great is THAT? All done in UNDER AN HOUR.
And for all you people who want to know the secret of our Johnny Come Latelys* (or earlys depending how you look at it) it's best to come* in at a weird hour. 7-8-9 PM that's a good time, as it's kind of slow on the weekends during those hours.
Or anytime, on Sundays or Tuesdays. Your best bet is to have the dances when there aren't a lot of people getting them. This ensures the bouncer won't come* over every two minutes* and ruin 'naughty time'.
Those are almost the best kind of customers. Almost.
They're easy to deal with, and fun, and they are willing to pay you in cash.
As long as the Oscar Myer Wiener stays in it's package, we're good!
Here's a little tribute to all my Johnny Come* Latelys with a video from Lonely Island.
I'll be shaking my ass once again tonight, so I'd like to say a little prayer
Dear God.
Please send guys into the club that have money tonight.
And that are willing to part with it, easily.
Please send the jerk offs to another club.
Because I don't have the patience today.
I want my ideal customers tonight, so
I can pay my mortgage, and feed my kid this week.
Please help me be the ultimate cocktease
and make a pile of money,
so I don't have to go on food stamps.
Oh, and PS, keep the wiggers out tonight too.
They don't have shit.
Thanks, God.
I know you're the only man that's got my back.
Please send guys into the club that have money tonight.
And that are willing to part with it, easily.
Please send the jerk offs to another club.
Because I don't have the patience today.
I want my ideal customers tonight, so
I can pay my mortgage, and feed my kid this week.
Please help me be the ultimate cocktease
and make a pile of money,
so I don't have to go on food stamps.
Oh, and PS, keep the wiggers out tonight too.
They don't have shit.
Thanks, God.
I know you're the only man that's got my back.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Bitch, please. You ain't black.
I know color blindness is in fact, a disease. A very serious one at that.
But nobody has really taken a look at what this has done to a lot of the white guys who seem to have it.
It's kind of a new disease, unstudied as of yet called Honkidenyophobia.
Or the dreaded Wiggerscrodeosis.
No matter what you tell these white guys, they just don't know that they aren't black.
Now, if you are one of these guys, don't be alarmed.
You've just been brainwashed by watching too many
MTV videos.
If you have the oversized chains on, the bling, the hat on sideways, the grill, and some how, it just doesn't
look right, YOU MAY BE WHITE.
♫ If it doesn't look right, you may be white...♫
This may shock you at first. However it's best for you to come to the truth at some point. Especially when it comes to women.
Especially strippers.
We laugh the second we see you coming in.
And going back out.
Cause you got the 'bling' but you don't have the $20 USD for a lapdance.
If you can afford the shit that's on your teeth, you can afford a dance.
If not, you may want to indeed take your broke ass home.
If you are over 20, you may need to change your look immediately, or else suffer the consequences of looking like this guy.
And as far as I know, the mall has no stores yet called
"FOREVER WIGGER"
And again, if you think this turns women on, especially those you may want to someday have sex with,
please, think again. Save yourself while you can.
Because,
Bitch, please! You ain't black.
But nobody has really taken a look at what this has done to a lot of the white guys who seem to have it.
It's kind of a new disease, unstudied as of yet called Honkidenyophobia.
Or the dreaded Wiggerscrodeosis.
No matter what you tell these white guys, they just don't know that they aren't black.
Now, if you are one of these guys, don't be alarmed.
You've just been brainwashed by watching too many
MTV videos.
If you have the oversized chains on, the bling, the hat on sideways, the grill, and some how, it just doesn't
look right, YOU MAY BE WHITE.
♫ If it doesn't look right, you may be white...♫
This may shock you at first. However it's best for you to come to the truth at some point. Especially when it comes to women.
Especially strippers.
We laugh the second we see you coming in.
And going back out.
Cause you got the 'bling' but you don't have the $20 USD for a lapdance.
If you can afford the shit that's on your teeth, you can afford a dance.
If not, you may want to indeed take your broke ass home.
If you are over 20, you may need to change your look immediately, or else suffer the consequences of looking like this guy.
And as far as I know, the mall has no stores yet called
"FOREVER WIGGER"
And again, if you think this turns women on, especially those you may want to someday have sex with,
please, think again. Save yourself while you can.
Because,
Bitch, please! You ain't black.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Monday, February 1, 2010
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CHOAD?
THIS GUY has been filming women in all different compromising positions without their permission, then posting the films online for some time now.
He had been in California and Nevada filming unsuspecting women in peep shows and in hotel rooms for the site
XHAMSTER.
This is his profile.
http://xhamster.com/user/DA5150
This is what he looks like.
He finds women on CRAIGSLIST (no way!)
http://geo.craigslist.org/iso/us/nv
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/
Tells people where they went to school, and so on.
I am sure as well as exploiting the women, the clubs must have a NO FILM policy, nevermind
the expectation of privacy factor. I am sure those establishments will love to hear about this guy, and
of course the hosting site will be also held responsible for their content.
You may take a look at these videos, however besides being allegedly illegally obtained (heard from STRIPPERWEB) his fat gut and tiny choad dick are real turn offs. There really IS nothing to see here.
Please watch out for this guy, as he carries his camera in a bag, and then undoes the bag to film.
Just a friendly warning to all those that may encounter this person.
He had been in California and Nevada filming unsuspecting women in peep shows and in hotel rooms for the site
XHAMSTER.
This is his profile.
http://xhamster.com/user/DA5150
This is what he looks like.
He finds women on CRAIGSLIST (no way!)
http://geo.craigslist.org/iso/us/nv
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/
Tells people where they went to school, and so on.
I am sure as well as exploiting the women, the clubs must have a NO FILM policy, nevermind
the expectation of privacy factor. I am sure those establishments will love to hear about this guy, and
of course the hosting site will be also held responsible for their content.
You may take a look at these videos, however besides being allegedly illegally obtained (heard from STRIPPERWEB) his fat gut and tiny choad dick are real turn offs. There really IS nothing to see here.
Please watch out for this guy, as he carries his camera in a bag, and then undoes the bag to film.
Just a friendly warning to all those that may encounter this person.
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